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SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta

 

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?
 
Ammi ka jawab :
 
Sharab Haram he, aur wo
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Mausam ye haseen kehta hai

 

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
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Graduation to pass karle
 

Mil gaya,

 

Mil gaya,
Mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya,
HELLO FOOL
 

2 Reasons why I never

 

2 Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone...
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A doctor says to his patient

 

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
 
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
 
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
 
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
 
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
 
 

Son;Mom Ap ne mujse jhot bola

Son;Mom Ap ne mujse jhot bola :( Mom:Kb beta? Son:Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behn Pari hai Mom:Han hai Son:To jab usy balcony se phenka to wo uri q nai? :O :O Mom:Tera bera ghark ho jae chwla ;> :@ kithy sutya e paen nou ?

 

Really Girls are very Smart...=P

 

Really Girls are very Smart...=P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D
 

Extraordinarily Student Teacher

 

Extraordinarily Student Teacher: 
 
"Do you know
Avogadro's Number" ??
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