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Boys r very kind than girls

 

 
Boys r very kind than girls
Proof : Most of the girls don’t like to help unknown boys.
But
All boys r always there to help any unknown girl..;):D
 

Difference between pleasure and torture

 

What is the diff between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
 

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

 

Bells are ringing and everyone is singing

Bells are ringing and everyone is singing,
It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year.

 

My love is like an onion

My love is like an onion,
It has many layers,
which add taste in your life,
but if you try to cutit off
it may bring tear in your life.

 
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