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Petrol.....?

Petrol.....?
Dollar.....?
Ya
Tendulkar....?
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Daikhain kon pehly 100 tak pohnchta hy........?

 

Beech road pe bus rok di

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

 

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
 

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain
 

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! .
 
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