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SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Insult SMS

Hight of Insult

 

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult
 

HaHaHahahahahaha!

 

HaHaHahahahahaha!
HaHahahahahha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Ha!
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Awain Bethay Bethay
Ap Ki Shakal Yad Aagae!
Oh My God.
Haha! Hahaha
 

(High class insult)

(High class insult)
Larki khubsoorat kuttey k saath ja rahi thi.
Larky ne daikh kar kaha, 'Aap dono behn bhai hain?'
Larki: Ap ko hm dono mein se kis mein intrest hai??

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Solid Be Izzati

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

 

Mobile kiya hai?

Mobile kiya hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya?

Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai?
Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain.
toba

 

Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

 
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