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I ask Allah 2 make u happy,

I ask Allah 2 make u happy,
make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy,
make u smile, guide u safely,

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Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH

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Life is Test,Islam is best

Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best,
Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,
World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,

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The beautiful word is ALLAH,

The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,

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Life is Test,Islam is best,

Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best,
Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,
World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,

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Shaitan kehta hai k

Shaitan kehta hai k:

1: Azaan ki awaz sun kar Namaz ko na jane wala mera Bap hai.
2: Fazul kharch karne wala mera Bhai hai.
3: Imam sahab se pehle Rukoo, Sajda karne wala mera Beta hai.
4: Mehmaan aane per moo chirhane wali aurat meri Maa hai.
5: Sar pe dupate k bagair rehne wali aurat meri BV hai.
6: Bagair bismillah k khana shuru karne wale meri aulad hain.

 
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