Bilawal to Dad

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA  daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..

 =Protest=
We Condemn The Issuance of Coins of 10/-Rupee With Photo of Benazir.

She Was Not That Worthwhile To Replace Her Photo With Quaid's.

BREAKING NEWS

iraqi sahafi ne press conferance k doran us sadar bush k mou pe 2 jote phanke.

Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?

WIFE: kul 3 baar!

Politician: Kab kab?

WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,

Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.

Politician: Or teesri baar?

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WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs  kum thay..

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!