Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.
1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.
2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.
Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen.
Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen.
Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay…. BIWI kehtay hen.

 If you marry one woman,
 She will fight with you.
 But, if you marry 2 women,
 They will fight for you.
 Think different.
 Add wife, have life :p

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.