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Wife SMS

To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??
 

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
 

Wife:What is 10 years with me

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

 

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
 

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
 

I still have my wife…

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

 
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